Holy CRAP. Saved by the internet! I did not expect to actually reach the goal, much less INSTANTANEOUSLY. Messenger is safe from a life on Smackjeeves for another year! On top of that, Messenger will update twice a week through all of September! Hurrah! Hurrah forever! \*w*/ HUGE, massive thanks to The Chu of Slightly Damned and Typo (uh do …